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Call Demotivational Poster


DON'T LIKE COPS - Next time you are in trouble, try calling a crackhead ...

TAGS: dont like cops call c******d
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by Budog

Macumazahn - February 28, 2013, 6:14 pm
That "stack" or "caterpillar" tactic has always worried the heck out of me. ONE grenade, ONE five-second burst from an AK...
steve1961 - August 13, 2012, 12:00 am
Ummm...not to nitpick but I think a bigger concern is the huge window on the flank that none of them are paying attention to.
Budog - August 12, 2012, 6:30 pm
Definitely makes the cover and *** as you advance a little rough to do, and a nice big target rich environment, but still a cool picture.
5150monkeylove - August 10, 2012, 3:52 pm
I still will give you 5 crack rocks. But as a former LEO, the first thing I noticed was the wonderful bowling pin set up.
Budog - August 8, 2012, 3:36 am
Look closer at the picture. They are entering an alley way. So who is to say the rear/entrance to the alley was not covered by other officers.
vlad9885 - August 7, 2012, 7:09 pm
Clearing rooms 101 last person in the stack covers the entry way while the others clear the area. 5badges from a former LEO
Budog - June 22, 2012, 7:08 am
Well, maybe their six is covered already...
robbidos - June 22, 2012, 2:12 am
idk, i think they need some more training because they have arent covering their six...
Budog - April 28, 2012, 11:41 am
Well MashMashi, if I am being held hostage by some tweeker I want a highly trained group like officers to come save my six...
MashiMashi - April 28, 2012, 10:46 am
But its ph**os like this that people don't like cops
lgvernon - April 26, 2012, 5:06 pm

Thank you, Budog!~~

Political Correctness -

TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.58/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.

EPICALLY AWESOME - When your cock wakes you up and pours your coffee for you too ...


TAGS: free shipping call 1 800 fork you
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by ughomer

Sho - July 4, 2012, 8:56 pm
I'm the weird one that always hold them in my hand?
Vinxman - July 4, 2012, 12:14 pm
Shut up and take my money!
CloudchaserS - July 3, 2012, 11:23 pm
That's like using a knife & fork to eat hushpuppies.
ughomer - July 3, 2012, 4:23 pm
If you call right now, they'll send you a SECOND pizza fork and waive the P&H ($39.47 savings), mao!!
maoworks2 - July 3, 2012, 2:27 pm

RED HEADS - Too hot to handle to cold to care.


TAGS: ex pentagram drunk calling justsay n
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Ism

Reality Lord - May 23, 2012, 10:36 pm

RonE - May 23, 2012, 2:35 pm
They don't think they can control it via a symbol. It is a lot more complicated than that. Loved the image/moti though
CloudchaserS - May 23, 2012, 10:40 am
I LOL at those who think that supernatural beings can be controlled by a mere symbol


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by LeightonESmith

maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm

SNIPERS - They kill helicopters with one shot.

TAGS: call of duty 4 sniper
Rating: 2.15/5

More motifakes by Cerebus42

mmmmmm - April 19, 2009, 5:40 am
dreMagnum, they dont break there legs, u should watch, hes faking it, and how many commas have I used, because i was aiming for 5
DreMagnum - February 11, 2009, 5:33 pm
And they break their leg so their partner has to carry him on their back and get killed by those d*** dogs 10 times before finally killing them with C4 and making it to the landing zone.
Fatty - December 16, 2008, 5:04 pm
Mike, you're more of a buzzkill than Buzzkillington
mike - September 30, 2008, 4:17 am
snipers kill pilots. not helicopters. but i still like it
Limeman - August 16, 2008, 4:18 pm
And gets hit by them.

LIFE - It's nature's way of keeping meat fresh.

TAGS: i think i will call them stew and peter
Rating: 3.51/5

More motifakes by TheTrashHeap

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
I've never been the only one logged in before....It's kinda scary........
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:29 am
and me had Such wonderful times When I'm all by myself, All by myself
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 2:28 am
I was alone,I was all by myself No one was looking, I was thinking of you Oh yeah, did I mention I was all by myself I went to your house,but no one was there I went in your room I was all by myself You
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:19 am
If you want proof that school is out just check out the approval queue. Remember when rejections where rare?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:15 am
I was thinking school's out based on the bouncing c*****ge poster ratings.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:13 am
The usual summertime timmy fest.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:12 am
T'hellzbeengoin on roundhere, anyway?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 1:03 am
Yah, I'm not. Razzin' ya about the latitude.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:02 am
LMAO @ Aggy....you stupid beaner.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
If memory serves Haar you are not much farther south than we are!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 1:01 am
This demonstration brought to you by trash and Mooooo. Do y'all see what arguing on the internet gets ya?
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:59 am
Holy Southerners, Batman!
agdaniele - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
You got your whiskey in my peanut b***er!
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:56 am
Some folks might not know that. Yer both a bit of alright, though. Even if the 15 minute nights are making ya cranky.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:51 am
Thanks Haar. Everybody knows me and moooooo are friends in the real world. It's just friendly ragging.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:50 am
Luv ya both, BTW, in the most purely platonic sense of the phrase.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:47 am
"Koo koo koo koo koo koo choo" - Bob and Doug. Whom you guys are starting to sound like. Save it for the winter when the sun has set for an extended period of time.
Haarakkon - June 30, 2010, 12:45 am
FFSU2. "All my best thoughts were stolen by the ancients" - Ralph Waldo Emerson. "There is nothing new under the sun" - Can't remember.
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:42 am
Let it go.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:31 am
How are jokes stolen from the net any different from quotes stolen from the net?
TheTrashHeap - June 30, 2010, 12:28 am
I never wanted to play but you did throw the first stone. The whole point is everybody here uses quotes and references things they find in their daily life. Rarely does anyone here credit their sources.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 30, 2010, 12:19 am
Dr Who........do you want to keep playing this game?
CANADA - January 27, 2010, 4:31 pm
How did i miss this? Perfect poster TTH, 5 bunnies
Bah - December 1, 2009, 9:31 pm
5 tasty looking bunnies for you.
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:55 am
And speaking of "pathetic", just look at how sad those little bunnies look. It's as if they know .... (Huh? Huh? See?)
Sean - August 27, 2009, 1:51 am
No no, TTH. The poster has to be at least tangentially connected to the topic at hand. Otherwise it's just pathetic.
TheTrashHeap - August 27, 2009, 1:49 am
what did you mean by "shameless self promotion" Moooooooooooooooo
agdaniele - July 18, 2009, 10:58 pm
Subtle and brilliant. Not wordy at all. 5L
BoneCD - July 18, 2009, 9:38 pm
Love the tender young stuff...5 Poodles here TTH
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:40 pm
Pita filler?
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:37 pm
What would you call the rabbit equivalent to Veal?
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:34 pm
Uhm, not be get preachy 'r nothin' but, uhm: PATIENCE Life is also nature's way of making sure meat becomes more meat.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:32 pm
BTW The one on the left (stew) was really gamey and tough. It took 2 bags of milk to wash him down.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:30 pm
Thanks again you Bastard! I will stick with quality over quantity...so to speak. And with luck I may be able to make A poster a month.
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:19 pm
Yeah you've definitely peaked. Sad really. Soon we'll be talking about your "earlier funny posters." But now I am going to jinx this one -- for your own good of course -- by predicting that it is a future Hall of Famer for sure.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 1:09 pm
Wow a compliment like that from Sean! I may never be able to make another motifake that even compares. Thanks Man
Sean - July 18, 2009, 1:07 pm
This is perfect. No room for improvement.
TheTrashHeap - July 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Thanks Haar. It came to me in a dream... or was it a Doctor Who episode? Not sure, same diff.
Haarakkon - July 18, 2009, 11:22 am
Excellent, TTH. 5 lions from an omnivore.


TAGS: wake up call
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

spacedog - July 1, 2013, 1:53 pm
Another beauty.
Nagard - May 28, 2011, 7:01 pm
At least one guy has a neighbour playing drums at 2:30 am, I guess...


TAGS: truckers convoy cwmccall
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - April 4, 2011, 4:26 pm
"ROCKIN'" Personally, I thought it was "TRUCKIN'" but that would be kinda redundant, under the circumstances. Hope that helps.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 1, 2011, 8:36 pm
Sean - April 1, 2011, 4:02 pm
Paging Dr. Freud, Dr. Freud please come to patient admissions, stat!
Kspace - April 1, 2011, 8:41 am
I miss tunnels...
Sean - March 31, 2011, 2:00 pm
"They even had a bear in the air." (And that's from memory ... now I'm off to YouTube.) Thanks Airman for putting that song in my head. I'll do you for that! 5.
50cal - March 31, 2011, 1:53 pm
Pigpen this here's the Duck and you wanna back off on them hogs?) (Ah, ten-four, about five mile or so) (Ten roger, them hogs is gettin' IN-tense up here)
Kspace - March 31, 2011, 9:02 am
ICEMAN - March 30, 2011, 7:20 pm
10-4 good buddy, watch for that bear in the air. 5

DEFENSIVE DRINKING - Strategically consuming alcohol for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it

TAGS: defensive drinking staratigically consuming alcohol
Rating: 4.91/5

More motifakes by Budog

Zetmonk - February 29, 2012, 5:55 am
Waterproof strategy!

IT'S SURPRISING - That we call it 'common' sense if there is such a lack of it

1-800-STROKE IT -

TAGS: call us
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by ughomer

curlyrocks - August 28, 2013, 11:21 pm
It wasn't a circle jerk ok (I don't know how many times I have to explain this) it was just coincidence we where all looking for some where to spank it and found the bank at the same time.
ughomer - August 28, 2013, 11:16 am
Hey Curly ~ did they also kick Moerocks and Larryrocks out? Mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha.
curlyrocks - August 27, 2013, 6:28 pm
I some how doubt that any one walking around, with no job who saw this sign would meet the qualifications of a "superior genetic specimen". or does that not matter any more. Cuz that's what they said to me that day I was chased out of a sperm bank.
Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 5:09 pm
Cabbaval? Did I catch you at work, man?
GaryO - August 27, 2013, 4:51 pm
Uh, no. No ‘W’….there is, however, a ‘T’
MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 4:31 pm
A fluffer! Is that anything like a Swiffer? Sorry I don't do "manual" labour.
GaryO - August 27, 2013, 3:14 pm
Eau contraire Missy. They could use a greeter (fluffer).
MissPriss - August 27, 2013, 2:20 pm
Somehow, I don't think they'd hire me...not even for a measly 5L an hour.
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 7:27 am
Cabbaval = Cannabal (Spell check fail)again.
ughomer - August 27, 2013, 7:26 am
Cabbaval ~ this comment was "a stroke of genius."
Cannabal - August 27, 2013, 7:13 am
"Do you prefer to work with your hands?"

CALL ME MAYBE - Someone PLEASE make it stop!


TAGS: call it no country for old men anton
Rating: 2.9/5

More motifakes by ThePirate

Shara - September 3, 2009, 6:16 pm
OMG! It's Courtney Love!!!


TAGS: it isn t motivation its called a reality check hell hammy
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - November 16, 2010, 4:50 pm
Oh Rly ??
fascistfrenchman - November 16, 2010, 4:39 pm
Cheer up, Charlie Brown.
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 10:43 pm
this site has had it's fair share of those
LogicDude - November 12, 2010, 10:27 pm
Or a he that dresses up like a she on teh interwubz
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Well At Least He Likes It...Even If He Disregarded It's Purpose Completely.. And I'm Getting The Vibes That He is a she... Hmmm
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:47 pm
Some point... well, by "some" I mean he missed it completely. Ooooohhhh... shiny object!
agdaniele - November 12, 2010, 7:46 pm
Someone got the point, Hammy! LOL!
Hawamleh - November 12, 2010, 7:05 pm
LolCutie123 - November 12, 2010, 6:17 pm
The little box thing so cute!
agdaniele - November 10, 2010, 9:00 pm
5 depressed lions.


I REALLY CAN'T UNDERSTAND - Why everyone keeps calling me a troll ...

TAGS: cant understand calling me troll
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Budog

falloutghoul - July 29, 2012, 6:55 pm
Don't let Hammy catch you with a goat near here.


TAGS: they don t call it friday for nothing
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:34 pm
More greatness.

NAZI ZOMBIES - Bonfire anyone?

TAGS: cod waw call of duty world at war nazi zombies xbox
Rating: 2.28/5

More motifakes by Sniperzoo

Sniperzoo - November 9, 2009, 7:42 pm
... AND YES, I did get that high... actually higher; i got up to 100, but then died...
Jacob Determan - October 19, 2009, 3:34 pm
Ya dude that is [email protected] insane i have only gotten to 30
Krissie - September 22, 2009, 11:35 pm
kick a** game
CANADA - August 31, 2009, 9:21 am
Level 50?!?!?!!! Bull f***ing ****!!! highest ive ever seen/done is 28


TAGS: signal call dropped cellular military
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

wonkycactus - February 24, 2011, 10:16 pm
I wonder if that is the 10 mt division with the new BTS systems... hmmm
spacedog - February 24, 2011, 8:43 pm
Nice one Aggy.

DO-NOT-CALL-LIST - not everyone wants to be on it

TAGS: talking heads call hating
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by Airman

ughomer - April 25, 2012, 6:52 pm
Rick69 - April 25, 2012, 1:35 pm
:D .... Haha hee haa bwaHAH HAHAEW HAwa... Oh, Lulz... XD... What's even better is I've done this before... Numerous times... ALL THE TIME... XD... Cheers, Airman... :D
SteveFurlong - April 24, 2012, 8:04 pm
I always tried to seduce them, male or female. "No, I'm not interested in aluminum siding but you have a really ***y voice so just keep talking. Don't worry if I grunt and scream 'Oh God!' while you're talking."

DRUNK AGAIN - It's 3:00 am you should call your ex you know she totally wants you

TAGS: drunk again call your ex
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by Budog

mariand - January 3, 2012, 6:19 am

COMMANDO - He likes you. That's why he's going to kill you last. (Know what? I LIED!!!!!)

TAGS: arnold schwarzenegger predator commando total recall termiantor
Rating: 1.86/5

More motifakes by jalford

Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 25, 2009, 12:50 am
SWomeone didn't vote...and why do you guys have to be so eloquent. Jalford. Kill yourself and take any decedents with you. end your line, and salt the ground behind you.
agdaniele - July 25, 2009, 12:44 am
Sean... is it not more appropriate that this will be permanently documented? (eventually in the worst rated ever)
Sean - July 25, 2009, 12:42 am
jalford you absolutely suck at this. make yer posters if you must. show them to your friends. and when even they don't laugh, just erase them. that way it's win win.

Mr Yuk -

TAGS: medicinal call poison control overdose
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Ism

thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:06 am
And a very big bag of Chex Party Mix! .... So I've heard.
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:27 am
A huge 5-Lions on this, Ism!
Cannabal - April 30, 2014, 9:44 pm
I need 10 slices of pepperoni, 5stat! Or 30 minutes, whatever works, man.


TAGS: indian gandhi nerhu columbus lost cricket bollywood outsource call centre
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by steph1

motifayk - June 27, 2012, 1:07 am
If columbus didn't get lost... then he would've discovered India and nothing would've been different.... 5till, its fine...

POLITICALLY INCORRECT - Nuke a gay whale for Jesus


TAGS: calling your ***uality into question vegans
Rating: 3.94/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 4:13 pm
Heheh, fabulous comment Moooo :})
CANADA - February 2, 2010, 1:20 pm
a little more rare than that is great
Ed-Hyde - February 2, 2010, 11:54 am
I have a delivery for the Sage Greybeard Mansion. Why are you folks ordering pink spraypaint and lube?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 2, 2010, 7:02 am
That's medium rare IMO....I like mine Blue.............Still Mooooooooooooooooooing

HERE WE GO AGAIN - I hate prank calls from imaginary people ...

TAGS: god calling on cell phone
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by Budog

ipaprime - April 2, 2012, 1:08 am
kant spel fur sheep todey . sorie
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 10:59 pm
‘Why pit it out’…I do love a Freudian typo…. Nothin’ to sweat here ipa. This poster is either pro or con, depends how you read it….
ipaprime - April 1, 2012, 9:17 pm
if u dont want people to look it and comment why pit it out?
tellitlikeitis - April 1, 2012, 8:27 pm
Budog - April 1, 2012, 7:11 pm
Well, if they don't like it, they don't have to read it...
mariand - April 1, 2012, 4:27 pm
dude, I told ya... don't get in the trap... there's someone who won't let you get away with this...hahaha
ipaprime - April 1, 2012, 3:05 pm
if he has a calling plan and on your contact list, how can he be imaginary?
GaryO - April 1, 2012, 9:39 am
‘Once bitten’, aey Mariand?
mariand - April 1, 2012, 7:58 am
hehehe... dude, watch it... that's a very controversial theme.



The Big Sleep -

TAGS: lauren becall hollywood legend film
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

steve1961 - August 14, 2014, 2:21 am
Yes. I noticed that after Robin Williams died, people seemed to forget all about Mr. Garner. I've always been a fan of James Garner, moreso than of Robin Williams. Although, both had a lot of talent.
Greybeard - August 14, 2014, 12:02 am
Yes, I forgot about Maverick. May they all RIP...
steve1961 - August 13, 2014, 11:56 pm
James Garner died, as well.
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:27 pm
They say everything comes in three's but hope it stops at 2.
premiumgrade - August 13, 2014, 8:40 am
Sweet. She was one of the classiest broads in Hollywood. It's been a sad couple of days.

Excuse me, police? -

TAGS: cops cat stupid calls
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - May 30, 2015, 2:09 pm
thanks, guys!
concern3 - May 30, 2015, 1:28 pm
excellent, very funny a 5er
GaryO - May 30, 2015, 12:30 pm


TAGS: the clash passion london calling
Rating: 4.96/5

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jig - February 11, 2012, 12:18 pm
You sire! are talented ! 5L
forseti - February 11, 2012, 5:47 am

Calling In Sick -

TAGS: excuses work hooky sick calls
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:18 am
Thanks Renza!
SLOHAND62 - May 2, 2013, 8:20 pm
ROFL I love it!! I'll try that tomorrow morning. 5 LAUGHS
Renza - May 2, 2013, 8:50 am
This is awesome miss priss

EYEPATCHES - Cause there ain't *nothing* sexier than a chick who lost her right eye.

TAGS: eye patch elle driver callisto rihanna angelina
Rating: 3.5/5

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AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
gives a new meaning to skull F...


TAGS: i m calling dids as the zombie mod
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

potsy - December 15, 2011, 7:47 pm
that movie was wiked wiv the nazi zombie soldiers
Reality Lord - June 21, 2011, 6:31 pm

deChelca - June 20, 2011, 10:14 pm
No apostrophes needed. "Nazi" singular - "Nazis" plural. *sighs*
Calvert - June 20, 2011, 6:55 pm
I think it is quite appropriate that there are consistent grammar errors in the very motifake that criticizes them. Well done!
crankyhead - June 18, 2011, 5:27 pm
I'm actually the guy taking the ph**o, from the front seat of the tank. =)
Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 10:42 am
That'5 gotta be Cranky, front and center...lol

CARNIVORE'S DREAM - Giant cheeseburger with over 20 pounds of fixins and topped off with a small child!

TAGS: now thats what i call good eatin
Rating: 3.48/5

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Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:26 pm
isnt this from the news article "Children finally catch p***bear and take revenge" :D 4L's
BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 4:13 pm
mmmmmm 5 mmmmm's

RECALL! - Toyota is now recalling 241,000 vehicles. They may cause unintended sinkholes.



TAGS: do you call my name
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Bull

Oiler - January 29, 2013, 2:11 pm
A little tough on my old eyes...but one of your best Bull. Great message 5L
motifayk - June 25, 2012, 11:55 am
To think is to Rebel. The fear of losing those scary chains of restraint in a muddled world. Ahh! I lost control of my thought5...
SteveFurlong - June 18, 2012, 10:25 pm
CloudchaserS - June 18, 2012, 8:22 am
Welcome to where time stands still, no one leaves and no one will...they keep me locked up in this cage, can't they see that's why my brain says rage?

Politically Correct Christmas Card -


NO CALL LISTS - who needs 'em

TAGS: greeny telemarketer callhating
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Airman

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 13, 2012, 3:03 am
My dad-in-law answer5, and then uses an air horn.
Sho - July 11, 2012, 8:30 pm
GaryO - July 11, 2012, 7:37 pm
Oh what fun it is
Greeny - July 11, 2012, 7:03 pm
lol - thanks for the new ammo


RESPONSIBILITY - "When you get a recall notice, you're supposed to take the car into the shop, Johnny!"

GM FOOD - Many people are worrying about the affects of genetically modified crops. "There is no proof of any adverse affects" said one Carrot.

TAGS: genetically modified food
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

Hmmm - April 4, 2011, 2:56 am
The worst thing is when you start noticing this kind of crap on labels at the grocery store. Union controlled American public education is an unqualifed, epic failure.
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:05 pm
And now I find a picture that would have been much better here; http://www.jonco48.com/blog/tomato_20face_small.jpg
Kung-Fu Devil - August 30, 2010, 9:55 am
God d*** it! I never got the hang of that.
Claire - August 29, 2010, 8:41 pm
Thanks, Derek. Now it can't be unseen!
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 8:40 pm
Pardon my French but, snap, didn't notice that. Still a pretty fine poster though.
Derek - August 29, 2010, 7:13 pm
Can't... stop... myself... "Effects" not "Affects"!!!
Claire - August 29, 2010, 12:41 pm
I think it's good the way it is. 5L
5butjam - August 29, 2010, 12:40 pm
Nice poster, I think it'd be better if it'd said 'the' instead of 'one' and gone on the next line, just my opinion though, good job KFD
GreyScorpion - August 28, 2010, 9:02 pm
that's funny...5L

MAYBE, JUST ONCE... - Someone could call me "Sir" without adding "you're making a scene"

TAGS: someone could call me sir
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Chef

R.S.Jake - May 13, 2010, 12:57 pm
Yep, quite comfy, I especially like the fact that the bottom half is colored yellow, then there are no awkward moments when you have to explain the urine stains.
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 12:52 pm
I got mine, and it's amsome! I can't keep the chicks (except for this one chick) off of me... no matter how I act! Who ever said that grey is a turn-off to women hasn't thrown on this snap-crotch onesie!
GreyScorpion - May 13, 2010, 8:42 am
Check out the GS signiture series shirt he's wearing!!....nice!.. 100% poly for that stay HAWT look all through the night....all the chicks be diggin' him....$39.99 at your finer Men's Fashion Boutiques, and your nearest Wal-Mart. Get Yours Today!!

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE! - Ummmm Cap'n? It was your LAST command that was a submarine. THIS is a SURFACE ship!

TAGS: september challenge military calling mr limpet
Rating: 4.08/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

GreyScorpion - February 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
B-5!! did she sink your battleship?
CpnKangaroo - February 13, 2010, 9:30 pm
DO NOT DOUBT MY JUDGEMENT... I SAY DOWN!! 5 ships that go down better than my ex-gf
BoneCD - September 28, 2009, 2:35 pm
LMAO...5 sub patrols for this LD


TAGS: new spin on calling someone outstanding
Rating: 3.41/5

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LogicDude - June 16, 2009, 8:35 am
Where's the bite mark on his b***?
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:39 pm
The dork stork!!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 5:37 pm
Usually the stork brings a baby. FTA....
MO - June 15, 2009, 5:36 pm
Sean, did you make this with FTA in mind? 'cause it fits...

DUN WORRY - I Played Call Of Duty

nature sounds -

TAGS: booty call
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 2, 2016, 2:02 pm
The Rite of Sprint!


TAGS: lauren bacall
Rating: 4.75/5

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NickelinDimer - December 23, 2015, 1:26 am
As long as it don't wake the dead... Oh-wait, you are one!


TAGS: next time i will buy an off road vehicle call me foresti
Rating: 4.67/5

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spacedog - November 9, 2010, 8:10 pm
Nice one.

CLAYMORE - I knew I should have put hacker on...

FORETHOUGHT - Ya know guys, I keep thinking we should include something in here in case the people elect a total moron!

TAGS: cant we just call a majority vote do over
Rating: 3.86/5

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Grim [email protected] - November 25, 2009, 8:02 am
LD thinks he's so funny.... good thing he is, because that would be sad.
Sean - November 24, 2009, 10:49 pm
This is great. A politifake but so non-partisan that it is wonderful.


CAT-CALLS - Seen through the eyes of women.

TAGS: frogs women catcalls funny hilarious
Rating: 1.72/5

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yer mom - August 29, 2008, 3:30 pm

Blonde Moment #2 -

TAGS: early morning phone call blonde wife confused
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - April 13, 2014, 11:20 am
OMG! I have been graced with a rare appearance by Slick! Be still my beating heart. Thank you!
Rick69 - April 13, 2014, 10:54 am
This tale... Rings a bell.


TAGS: confident caveman calls californian cutie
Rating: 4.83/5

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caveman - October 7, 2011, 10:11 pm
made my day so far

Emergency call -

TAGS: emergency call
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - March 30, 2014, 7:23 pm
Thanks...needed that 5L chuckle!

Three men in a bar -

TAGS: last call
Rating: 4.59/5

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GaryO - July 23, 2013, 2:43 pm
Heh, my bomber’s back. Wonder what took so long. I was starting to become concerned.
GaryO - July 21, 2013, 9:20 pm
Thanks guys. That’s the end of these for awhile…….you’re welcome
BobbEdwards - July 21, 2013, 12:14 pm
rerun - July 21, 2013, 9:11 am

A win is a win, this is n absolute win.
Greeny - July 21, 2013, 8:34 am
Lordy - lol


TAGS: call center strings tech support
Rating: 4.57/5

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SLOHAND62 - April 1, 2013, 9:48 pm
5 snorks. I had just hung up from another scream fest with "noservice" from "Candy" a teck from a cell phone service lol Your timeing is great


TAGS: lauren bacall hammy sheep
Rating: 4.48/5

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Hawamleh - November 13, 2011, 6:45 pm
d***... that's a good one, one of the best... 5 blowing Hammys from me.
Airman - November 11, 2011, 4:01 pm
Greeny - November 11, 2011, 3:30 pm

27 UP 89 FEET DOWN -


TAGS: that can call i m impressed
Rating: 4.42/5

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Roadkill - May 21, 2010, 1:43 am
Love it!
Sleeves - May 6, 2010, 12:40 pm
wow, almost missed what was in the screens. really pulls the whole thing together. 5L


TAGS: make the call
Rating: 4.25/5

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BEING A MOTIFAKE MODERATOR - It's a special calling.

TAGS: being a motifake moderator it s a special calling
Rating: 3.93/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:22 pm
Sunscreen, yes... and Nair.
spacedog - January 9, 2010, 11:20 pm
Geez, I thought your Mussolini outfit was bad, hope you had sun screen.
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
I know, I know... pink isn't my color. Sorry, Produce.
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
Produceman117 - January 9, 2010, 11:14 pm
Wow. I'll think twice before clicking the "Latest Comments" *** after seeing this poster. I'm going to go dig my eyes out now...
agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:12 pm
San Francisco was nice.

DESPERATE TIMES - call for desperate measures

TAGS: calling in the expert
Rating: 3.81/5

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agdaniele - January 13, 2010, 9:57 pm
Just getting my new pair of shoes...
GreyScorpion - January 13, 2010, 11:33 am
5 Johnny Cochrans

MOBILE PHONES - dont talk dirty,your calls are filtered

TAGS: phone *** dirty calls
Rating: 3.68/5

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krazzeeman - August 20, 2010, 7:42 pm
Reality Lord - August 19, 2010, 2:30 pm

nice play


TAGS: they would call this a success
Rating: 3.53/5

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templar13 - March 3, 2012, 11:00 am
Um, looks like they're wearing leather boots.
LinkFox101113 - January 3, 2010, 11:14 pm
PETA with guns... Just a bad idea...
Sean - June 15, 2009, 5:12 pm
"French-cut" diaper? Ewwww! You may have just ruined GILF p*** for me. Leaving only ... every other kind of p*** -- so don't mess with that. Please?
LogicDude - June 15, 2009, 1:55 pm
Where's my Hasenpfeffer!?!?
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:28 am
See!! night all, gotta work early.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:24 am
French-cut, I know.
moooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:20 am
Yeah, but it was a suggestive diaper.
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:16 am
Ummmmm..... I saw only one monkey. And he was wearing a diaper.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:15 am
Guinness famine? (like potato famine but with more fistfights)
mooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am
BTW, those monkeys were asking for it....did you see how they were dressed?
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 12:14 am
What the hell? Am I the only sober one here tonight?
moooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2009, 12:13 am
Ewwww. A Nick Coppola reference. If I was sober I might have understood that.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:52 pm
Or, is it just the avatar? Sort of like where Nicholas Cage would be had he not got the part in Valley Girl. Like a frustrated actor, turned department store easter bunny would be easy lay?
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
Now, when you say "bag" a rabbit... does that mean you've moved past monkeys?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 11:47 pm
If I could bag a rabbit as big as Sean's Avatar. Well, We could eat for a week. No more craft dinner and bagged milk for us.
Sean - June 14, 2009, 11:45 pm
Let me re-phrase that. Bunnies are good people. People on the other hand, they can go either way.
SP - June 14, 2009, 9:06 pm
People (who) Enjoy Tasty Animals?...
Sean - June 14, 2009, 8:53 pm
I don't have a problem with that. Bunnies are good people.
mooooooooooooooo - June 14, 2009, 8:39 pm
One tasty,tasty Rabbit.
agdaniele - June 14, 2009, 5:17 pm
Power to the poodles!
FTACHASER357 - June 14, 2009, 5:13 pm
Now this is FUNNY!

DEMONICALLY POSSESSED - Four out of five Doctors prefer demon WP to counteract those nasty effects of possession


SOMETIMES - you just need someone to listen

TAGS: personal phone calls
Rating: 4.81/5

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jameswnash - October 22, 2010, 2:29 am
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:59 am
When things go wrong and will not come right, Though you do the best you can, When life looks black as the hour of night - A pint of plain is your only man.
Neener - October 21, 2010, 12:49 am
I could go for some of that right now. Draught OR stout.
AdmiralAckbar - October 21, 2010, 12:43 am
I will be waiting in aggys office...I hear there is guinness on ***.
rerun - October 20, 2010, 7:29 pm

d*** Chompers, at least you got lunch.
crankyhead - October 20, 2010, 7:16 pm

MICROSOFT WORD - Now in a Politically Correct Format

TAGS: microsoft word politically correct format
Rating: 4.58/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 4:09 pm
What's being written seems much less politically correct. >.>

LAWS OF THE WORLD - When going to answer a phone call, as soon as that hand hovers Over the phone it is a guarantee that someone in the next room will pick it up Neglect the call and there’s not a chance anyone will pick it up


TAGS: a call to the boss
Rating: 4.25/5

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PREPARATIONS - When your friend Raj asks you to try Indian food for the first time

TAGS: call me racially insensitive but this is sadly a true experience for me
Rating: 4.13/5

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rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:07 pm

I love Indian food, this poster was only applicable the 1st 9 or 10 times I had it. Now, I can handle it
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 5:00 pm
I* drank was spicy*
CpnKangaroo - April 16, 2010, 4:57 pm
dude, even the water a drank was spciy
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 4:43 pm
So you have had to use 17ish rolls of tp at one time? Holy crap (literally) did your intestines survive the ordeal?

CALLING - Need not come just once... Need not come from the almighty at all times... But somehow comes exactly when you are sleeping...


TAGS: strategically applied togetherness to screw over another team as much as possible
Rating: 3.54/5

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agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 10:06 pm
LOL.... ok, ok.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:44 pm
baby ruth
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:42 pm
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:38 pm
Any who...picking up floaters just doesn't sound right, if you know what I mean
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:36 pm
Then, I guess thanks are in order, MO.
MO - October 17, 2009, 9:36 pm
Right! But once they get "feet dry" we gotta send them all to Nevada. Waterwings....feet dry......that's just bad commenting....im out.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:33 pm
LOL... yeah, I'm lucky my girlfriend had a weather-sealed ironing board to get here... USCG was no help!
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:30 pm
Nevada Mex
MO - October 17, 2009, 9:29 pm
We're not historically into "Saving" Cubans. Or is he Mexican? I ferget.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Oh hell, just throw him a floater ring and call Mo to go pick him up
Sean - October 17, 2009, 9:13 pm
That's precisely why we fitted you with them waterwings ... on yer ankles.
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 8:16 pm
I'm not that srong a swimmer.
Sean - October 17, 2009, 8:15 pm
After the celebration party is over and the bonuses are divvied up ... sure!
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 12:42 pm
You're going to swing around and pick me up after... right? 5L
BoneCD - October 16, 2009, 5:00 pm
That is a well done 5!
Sean - October 16, 2009, 4:46 pm
Voter #1 gives it a 1.


TAGS: uhhmm sombody call maintenance
Rating: 3.43/5

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Sean - March 28, 2009, 8:36 pm
Thanks, Deltabob. You're too kind. Bye.
Sean - March 28, 2009, 12:14 am
Thanks, CB. Bye.
Cubbybear - March 27, 2009, 8:47 pm
This poster is rated too low



TAGS: politically correct politicians liberal
Rating: 2.37/5

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guest - November 20, 2009, 1:45 pm
I think the point of this poster was missed. Not much difference between career politicians (Dems or Reps) all looking out for themselves not their constituents. Still waiting for the transparency in Government to arrive (Congressman and Senators)
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Awww wtfo thanks anyway but with my rap-sheet I'd be sent straight back.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:49 am
Absolutely. This country welcomes all (coming here legally) with open arms. Just remember to sign in the guest book on the way in.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:23 am
Does this I can immigrate wtfo?
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:21 am
I think you'll like it and we'd welcome you in.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:20 am
It has nothing to do with "spreading the wealth around". You are misguided if you think that rich people steal $ from the poor. Who do you think creates jobs? Sean, as a Canadian I don't expect you to understand the Am. spirit or dream. Look into though
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:18 am
Ani, did you miss the last year. Bush gave TARP $ to rich companies, then Obama paid TARP 2 $, auto bailouts, and so called 'stimulus' to rich people. The US Constitution was designed to get govt out of the way so each individual can keep what they earn.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:16 pm
Sean, sounds like this hit a little too close to home for you. Last time I checked capitalism was still driving the economy. Not everyone wants to join the herd at the Government trough.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 11:00 pm
Dude really walked around the block for that "punch line", eh? Shoulda stayed in his folk's basement.
Ani - September 1, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yes, because what we need to do is keep giving all our money away to rich people and letting everything else spiral out of control until they go bankrupt from the Stocks. YAAAAAY SOLUTION TIME!

COD4 MP - Up it without a paddle.

when a stranger calls.. updated -

TAGS: stranger calls landlines
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:14 pm
5L…..note to self; suppress urge to hunt for moist underthingies
MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 7:09 pm
Price5less...now excuse me while I go get some dry underthingies!

Age -

TAGS: dirty old man young lady name calling age anniversary
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - July 25, 2014, 12:15 am
Byatch...the corpse isn't even dead yet!
curlyrocks - July 24, 2014, 1:16 am
"some say I'm robbing the cradle but I say she's robbing the grave" Professor Farnsworth

Trust Me -

TAGS: apple witch snow white genetically
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 28, 2013, 3:37 pm
That is hilarious! 5L
lgvernon - August 3, 2013, 4:56 pm

Don't forget the food-grade, spray-on wax. Yuuummmmmy!!~5LLLLL


TAGS: emilio avatar calls me
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - July 20, 2014, 10:39 am
OCDs are terribly wonderful afflictions.
MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 5:31 pm
I call bullsh*t! Goin' close near two years after ya sayin' last one...glad you didn't listen to yourself.
MissPriss - July 17, 2014, 5:31 pm
I call bullsh*t! Goin' close near two years after ya sayin' last one...glad you didn't listen to yourself.
GaryO - November 27, 2012, 7:18 pm
I like angry prude best. It gave so much credence to your observations and reminds me of a gent I worked with…yeah, I missed grabbin’ indignant lion in it’s brief existence.
EmilioDumphque - November 27, 2012, 5:45 pm
They run like this: Angry prude, Puffhead, Indignant Lion, BigChin, CollegeDouche...(and likely next) ErnestFrantic. The planned GIF might still be difficult.
GaryO - November 27, 2012, 2:51 pm
I know, I know…it’s a moving target..speaking of moving targets, I was able to grab and paste Ug’s twitchy tourette filled avatar to a couple posters, so may not be an issue
EmilioDumphque - November 27, 2012, 2:36 pm
Yet, you missed your chance of grabbing a copy of my "indignant lion" avatar. I've still got a few of my face prepped and ready to go, but will soon switch to an animated GIF that would be much harder for you to use.
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 6:59 am
Emilio, the ‘other’ guy was initially one of two. Notice the same blue shirt….had to have a straight man, so copied and added. (google ‘two guys in a bar’) Showing MissPriss was a bit of a trick for me….lotsa Gimp smudge to get you guys turned around….
GaryO - November 26, 2012, 6:56 am
Thank you very much, Uggy. Emilio, yer avatar reeks of personality, just so fun to use. Cheers
ughomer - November 26, 2012, 5:31 am
Creativity - 6L Humor - 6L Average of above - 6L
EmilioDumphque - November 25, 2012, 11:08 pm
LOL! I feel so honored. (but who's that other guy?)
GaryO - November 25, 2012, 10:21 pm
heh...I do love the edge, don't I....thankee Missy
MissPriss - November 25, 2012, 10:06 pm
5L Gary my friend...just cuz it's your arse not mine teehee.
GaryO - November 25, 2012, 8:58 pm
Heh heh…..thank you Mr Greeny
Greeny - November 25, 2012, 8:19 pm
They always say "Oh, it must smell my dog!", right Gary? 5 Cold Noses in Warm Places


TAGS: rerun babe ruth called sh**
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 16, 2011, 7:42 pm

I know I ruined it for the Rangers....and if I am a bastard I am proud to call you son.
Airman - September 16, 2011, 10:41 am
Is Ruth's grandmother in your Civil War book? About the right age.. of course it would be the pre-baseball time of her life, before the fall
Sean - September 16, 2011, 10:15 am
I know, you think about rerun nailing Babe Ruth's grandmother in the bleachers. Rerun ruined baseball for all a lot of people.
Verdeckt - September 16, 2011, 12:02 am
"I don't go the the game5 often, but when I do..."
Sean - September 15, 2011, 9:13 pm
Well, can you blame him? You jilted his grandmother. Broke her little heart in two! You bastard.
rerun - September 15, 2011, 8:35 pm

LOL, more like aiming, guy hated me..
Greeny - September 15, 2011, 6:49 pm

ON DEAF EARS - You're SURE you don't need to go pee BEFORE I get you ALL DRESSED to go outside?

TAGS: nature calls kids winter
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - December 1, 2012, 3:28 pm
Or the oldest (ahem) sibling!
PapaFox - December 1, 2012, 1:02 pm
Something only a parent can truly appreciate! :-D

Flight Attendants -

Sassy -

Call of the Wild -

TAGS: call wild
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 26, 2014, 2:41 pm
Too many sleepless nights, reason I had to look at the poster again until I got. But when I did had a 5L chuckle. Thanks demon.

Fred -

That was Me -

TAGS: posting telepathically something funny me
Rating: 4.95/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 11:58 pm
haha! I see what you did there :-D
Ism - April 25, 2013, 9:39 pm
I am also Single, Ruggedly Handsome and I can Cook... justsay'n
MissPriss - April 25, 2013, 7:10 pm
Wow! You must have the same sick sense of humour as me...5Looney!


TAGS: problem solved chemically mariand
Rating: 4.77/5

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mariand - January 15, 2013, 5:29 pm
cheers mao...
maoworks2 - January 15, 2013, 5:00 pm
Looks Good 5 Big Sh**s L's

FURniture -